He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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