my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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