I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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