I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm both gender and math confused
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
