Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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