We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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