yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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