Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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