Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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