Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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