She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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