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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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