And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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