Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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