he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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