Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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