what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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