where am i from again
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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