I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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