Fuck appropriateness.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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