everyone is single if you try hard enough
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Randomize
