Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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