great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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