friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Your cock deserves a montage
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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