I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize