You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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