we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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