Your dad touched me again.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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