so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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