What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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