We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
There's even glitter on my cock...
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