you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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