Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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