You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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