Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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