The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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