I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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