i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I bet he comes in French.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
