all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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