fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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