Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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