is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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