i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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