He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
third nipple confirmed
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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