i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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