I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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