So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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