you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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