Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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