People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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