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so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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(310): so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking. http://tfl.nu/vds8

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dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?

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(510): dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF? http://tfl.nu/9690

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(801): View more from Utah

If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.

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(801): If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public. http://tfl.nu/0h1o

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash

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GO. BACK. NOW.

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(513): I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash (1-513): GO. BACK. NOW. http://tfl.nu/zc24

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(541): View more from Oregon

Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading

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(541): Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading http://tfl.nu/n2uf

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(209): View more from California

Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."

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(209): Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me." http://tfl.nu/89qv

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(980): View more from North Carolina

You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.

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(980): You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls. http://tfl.nu/1jxr

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(513): View more from Ohio

Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day

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(513): Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day http://tfl.nu/hc9r

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(703): View more from Virginia

There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.

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(703): There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons. http://tfl.nu/6biv

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(609): View more from New Jersey

There are cops on horseback in our back yard

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(609): There are cops on horseback in our back yard http://tfl.nu/25e3

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.

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(502): Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain. http://tfl.nu/4o3l

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.

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(307): I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life. http://tfl.nu/xy78

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(949): View more from California

You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.

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(949): You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering. http://tfl.nu/3arq

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.

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(306): no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag. http://tfl.nu/bx17

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(314): View more from Missouri

i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.

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(314): i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober. http://tfl.nu/avq7

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