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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.

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• (415): View more from California

  SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"

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• (772): View more from Florida

  You took a bar mat shot.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I don't deserve a penis

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later

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