You surviving the open bar?
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.