the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.