Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.

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(850): View more from Florida

he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."

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(616): View more from Michigan

sometimes you have to go after what you want

(313): View more from Michigan

true. and i really want to cum

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Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(915): View more from Texas

Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up

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(303): View more from Colorado

She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages

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(908): View more from New Jersey

It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body

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