You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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