the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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