Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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