Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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