My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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