the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
